I've never wanted to do a load of laundry so badly

I just received this in the mail from an Etsy shop BeautifulSoaps:

 

 It's made with all natural Olive Coconut Palm Soybean Oils, Borax, Super Washing Soda, Sodium Hydroxide (lye). Say goodbye to chemicals in the wash. Only a 1/2 tsp per load in my HE washer. The scents are wonderful - Clean Cotton, Rain, Awapuhi Seaberry, Ocean Breeze, Green Meadows and Juniper Breeze. I'm going to try Ocean Breeze first, it smells incredible and I'm doing my sheets!